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16th October 2006, 06:15 PM #16
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Volta, Volta! Enough already!
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16th October 2006, 06:18 PM #17
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Shove it up your .... . Back where it all came from?
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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16th October 2006, 06:18 PM #18
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If she could fart to a tune she could be billed as the Electric Light Orchestra (reprise).
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16th October 2006, 06:43 PM #19
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Might hurt? Might? Which is the part you're unsure about Steve?:confused:
Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
Owww! That might hurt! :eek:
Although not speaking from personal experience, I feel pretty confident in saying would hurt.<>
Hi, my name is Glenn and I'm a tool-o-holic, it's been 32 minutes since I last bought a tool......
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17th October 2006, 08:35 AM #20
Im here now, Damn it!
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V = IR
where :
V = Volume of gas produced
I = Interesting reaction
R = Rancid jokesZed
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17th October 2006, 01:06 PM #21
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Yep I reckon it would have been a real pain in the ##### for her.....
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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17th October 2006, 02:09 PM #22
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I wonder if this type of occurance is where Johnny Cash got the inspiration for 'Burnin' Ring o Fire'.......
.... and after it was cauterised is that when he started getting called the 'Man in Black'........
PeteIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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17th October 2006, 03:21 PM #23
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What the heck are "rubber bathroom shoes"?
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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17th October 2006, 04:00 PM #24
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Lightning diverters, apparently
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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17th October 2006, 04:22 PM #25
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When will this ever END?
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17th October 2006, 04:30 PM #26
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I use the term "might hurt" in the way that docs & nurses do; when they say "this might hurt a bit" - you know you have to grit your teeth and hand on to something :eek: Originally Posted by Glenn_M
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17th October 2006, 04:32 PM #27
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Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
I use the term "might hurt" in the way that docs & nurses do; when they say "this might hurt a bit" - you know you have to grit your teeth and hand on to something :eek:
The way to go is to hang on to a delicate part of the Doctor or nurse and say we aren't going to hurt each other are we?
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17th October 2006, 04:47 PM #28
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You use them with the Goose, ball of twine and tin of sparkles Originally Posted by ernknot
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17th October 2006, 05:19 PM #29
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Flowboy, I'm not quite sure what your referring to there but I really don't want to find out. Originally Posted by Flowboy
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17th October 2006, 06:15 PM #30
The typo kign
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I wonder if there's a pic. I want to ask her permission to use it a my desk top background.
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