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Thread: Pearls of Wisdom
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7th January 2008, 06:33 PM #16
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pearls...
The first thing my kids learned when they started school was that other kids get pocket money.
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7th January 2008, 06:37 PM #17
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Pearls
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just p*icks.
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7th January 2008, 06:42 PM #18
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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assumption is the mother of all f*ckups
S T I R L O
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7th January 2008, 06:55 PM #19
They say money speaks all languages but all mine says is "Goodbye"
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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7th January 2008, 08:22 PM #20
People don't care how much you know, they just want to know how much you care.
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7th January 2008, 09:27 PM #21
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Another one
People are all good blokes. Some are just bloody hard to get on with.
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7th January 2008, 09:32 PM #22
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7th January 2008, 11:18 PM #23
Never Assume anything
It makes an ASS out of U and ME
Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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8th January 2008, 06:37 AM #24
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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8th January 2008, 08:12 AM #25
Remember somedays you're the pigeon, other days the statue.
Gunner
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8th January 2008, 09:41 AM #26
I complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Regard Mike
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8th January 2008, 11:20 AM #27
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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8th January 2008, 11:21 AM #28
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Men with body piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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8th January 2008, 12:15 PM #29
For every minute you are angry you loose 60 seconds of happiness (Ralph Emerson)
Regards mike
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8th January 2008, 03:19 PM #30
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It's lonely at the top - but you eat better.
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