Pearls of Wisdom

**Barry Hicks** · 7th January 2008, 06:33 PM

The first thing my kids learned when they started school was that other kids get pocket money.

**Barry Hicks** · 7th January 2008, 06:37 PM

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just p*icks.

**ss_11000** · 7th January 2008, 06:42 PM

assumption is the mother of all f*ckups

**munruben** · 7th January 2008, 06:55 PM

They say money speaks all languages but all mine says is "Goodbye"

**Barry_White** · 7th January 2008, 08:22 PM

People don't care how much you know, they just want to know how much you care.

**artme** · 7th January 2008, 09:27 PM

People are all good blokes. Some are just bloody hard to get on with.

**AlexS** · 7th January 2008, 09:32 PM

The hurrier you go, the behinder you get.

**nev25** · 7th January 2008, 11:18 PM

Never Assume anything
It makes an ASS out of U and ME

**Barry Hicks** · 8th January 2008, 06:37 AM

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

**Elbow** · 8th January 2008, 08:12 AM

Remember somedays you're the pigeon, other days the statue.

**MICKYG** · 8th January 2008, 09:41 AM

I complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Regard Mike

**Barry Hicks** · 8th January 2008, 11:20 AM

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

**Barry Hicks** · 8th January 2008, 11:21 AM

Men with body piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

**MICKYG** · 8th January 2008, 12:15 PM

For every minute you are angry you loose 60 seconds of happiness (Ralph Emerson)

Regards mike

**Barry Hicks** · 8th January 2008, 03:19 PM

It's lonely at the top - but you eat better.

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