What's your ideal occupation?

[Ivan in Oz]

I don't know.
Suicide Bomber................ :eek:

If I use my Signiture name


Alien Navigator..................I do not know where this is going :confused:

If I use "Count",
it's "Anything where you can kiss ass"


Gimme a break :mad: :mad:

[derekcohen]

I get to be a Lumberjack!

Well as long as it is not part of Monty Python and I don't have to sing....

Regards from Perth

Derek

[Bob Willson]

Bob Willson, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.

Yahoo.

Jeremy Willson, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiig smirk

Hah, you losers.

Jeremy Robert Willson, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Does life get any sweeter..

[vsquizz]

Oh no....Bearded Lady at the Circus..:eek:

[Sturdee]

Sturdee the lumberjack

Or using my christian names and surname I could be either a "hypnotist", "bunjee jumper", "litter warden" or "anything where you can kiss ass".

No wonder I retired early because I was doing all of the above whilst working as a bean counter.


Peter.

[Grunt]

Real Name = Brain Surgeon
Grunt = Satan

Sorry to disappoint those who thought my real name is Grunt

[echnidna]

I'm supposed to be good at the job I do now!!

But it didnt tell me which one of the jobs I do now!!

[echnidna]

Though if it was all up to me I would like to be Vice President!!
Just drooling about it ... in charge of all that vice!!

[journeyman Mick]

Screen name: office gopher (yeah right)
fiirst name: nun (I don't think so!)
nick name: 2nd hand car salesman (not a chance!)
full name: Head teacher (well, maybe

[ozwinner]

Allan, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.


Al, Your ideal job is a God.


Allan Russell, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

ozwinner, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

I think Ill take the first option

Al

[jackiew]

hmm....

name I'm known as to most people ... mime artist
name as given at birth ... housekeeper
login name here .... litter warden
title i use if I play any computer games .... village idiot!!!!

how come i don't get any of the good ones

[silentC]

Could be worse, you could be the asre-end of a horse like me

[Driver]

Driver gets to be an Air Stewardess (?) - I thought they called them Cabin Attendants these days :confused:

Captain Crabtree is apparently a Dietician. 'Good Moaning! Stip ooting all that unheelthy foad!"

My real name(s) gets to choose between Street Sweeper and Quiz Show Contestant.

[John Saxton]

John.....Top Gun Pilot ...couldn't fly S*^t

Full name same as above

Johnno ...........airsteward(ess) :eek:



Cheers

[BigPop]

Mine are
"Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. "
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