Spam

[Groggy]

Spammer uses a bot to send to 100,000 addresses.

50 000 bounce as unknown addresses

Spammer sells the other 50,000 to a mobile phone company for $50; guaranteed 'good' email addresses.

Spammer has made $50

Phone company now sends 50,000 emails offering cheap phones, two people buy a $150 phone. Phone company makes $100 on the sales less $50 for the addresses.

Phone company happy, spammer happy.

Later that evening the spammer is caught by wife peeking at on the internet. She writes "I am a spammer and into kiddie " on the back of his jacket.

Spammer heads off to work, gets hit by brick when walking past a building site. As he passes an ice cream shop an old lady hits him with a double fudge. When he gets to work he finds he has been laid off and the police are investigating his hard drive contents.

When he gets home he finds his wife has taken all the contents of the house and fled to live with a brickie.


Doncha love a happy ending

[MajorPanic]

But I aint buying nuffin.

Al

Even Vic. brickies buy stuff Al.........

[AlexS]

.... (And I don't have shares in Googles, more's the pity!)

Buy some! I'm about to send out 10,000,000 emails recommending them.