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26th November 2006, 01:51 PM #16
Can't agree with you more ashore. SWMBO does the spider work if the kids aren't around.
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26th November 2006, 09:02 PM #17
I have a classic true story. Just after SHMBO and I moved in together, she was driving my pride and joy to the local railway station. Enroute she got the usual fright from what I can only assume was a large Huntsman, the size of a dinner plate from her description. During the next nano-second SHMBO, undid her seatbelt vaulted into the passengers seat with the car still cruisen as 60K's. She then realised the problem of not having a steering wheel and a brake under her foot and decides to yank on the handbrake. Lucky for her the car pulls over to the left hand side and not right into on-coming traffic. The car eventually stops on the embankment, which is sort of a ditch and is rocking on the two apposing wheel. Even had the local Constabulary (who knew me and my vehicle) knock on my door enquiring on vehicle and method of parking. I wont go into the hysterical phone call that followed.
The only good thing was she didn't drive my car for about 6 month after.
Squirrel
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27th November 2006, 07:50 AM #18
I know that I shouldn't be scared of them, but I bloody well am! I get a huge jolt of fear if I'm surprised by one - uugggggghhhh! I don't kill them either, just get'em outside, while I try not to freak.
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27th November 2006, 09:46 AM #19
Try waking up with a white tail spider crawling around your armpit!! :eek:
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27th November 2006, 10:20 AM #20
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27th November 2006, 11:47 AM #21
The thought of it still makes me feel queasy....Box Challenge 2011 - Check out the amazing Boxes!
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27th November 2006, 12:33 PM #22
You guys! Sharing your sheds & machinery with black and brown snakes.... Now sharing the cars with spiders... spiders in the houses.... Uurrgghhhhhhh....... (Falls & dies).
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27th November 2006, 12:36 PM #23
Totally agree. Tried and tested. Overcame my fear of snakes so well I ended up with a couple for pets as well as catching and selling them (before they were protected!) But spiders:mad: - girlfriend was letting a whopping big huntsman crawl from hand to hand so I thought "If she can do it, so can I!" - - on to the left hand
:eek - - left hand onto brick wall - - - never, ever, EVER again!
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