End of the World 5.37PM AEST

[Phil Spencer]

My daughter just pointed out the closer a body gets to a black hole the faster it goes and it approaches the speed of light, Einstein said that time is relevative the the faster a body goes time slows down, so we may never know as we approach time will slow down and we will never notice what's going on.

[Groggy]

Right, we need a flux capacitor, a Delorean and a thunderstorm to fix this.

Oh, and a script.

Kooky scientists we have, in abundance apparently

[Groggy]

Emmanuel Kante? He's an old ant.

Nope, the other one, Immanuel Kant

[Phil Spencer]

Right, we need a flux capacitor, a Delorean and a thunderstorm to fix this.

What about a sonic screwdriver?

[AlexS]

... and we will never notice what's going on.

So nothing changes?

[witch1]

jeez,
I,ve just finished painting the house, do youse think there will be much dust?
w1

[tea lady]

My daughter just pointed out the closer a body gets to a black hole the faster it goes and it approaches the speed of light, Einstein said that time is relevative the the faster a body goes time slows down, so we may never know as we approach time will slow down and we will never notice what's going on.

Will, from my research (reading the New Scientist.) I think what happens in that we approach the event horizon but never get there. Kinda like always being half way there all the time. I'mm staying in the deck chair, wine in hand all day tomorrow just in case.


Actually, I think that guy on Denton said they weren't coliding anything for some months yet. Tomorrow they are just turning the frig on. I hope they tell us when they're going to make this black hole we keepp hearing about.

[Master Splinter]

No, it won't be a black hole - it'll be a resonance cascade. It should be at Black Mesa, but the Franco-Swiss border is near enough.

So watch out for aliens from the Xen borderworld, especially headcrabs and headcrab zombies. Don your Hazardous Environment suit and grab your crowbar!

[Phil Spencer]

I'mm staying in the deck chair, wine in hand all day tomorrow just in case.

Not a bad idea, but I have to take Rhonda to rehab

[watson]

So watch out for aliens from the Xen borderworld, especially headcrabs and headcrab zombies. Don your Hazardous Environment suit and grab your crowbar!

So should we stock up on head lice treatments????????

[kiwigeo]

LOL...I know EXACTLY what youre talking about.

I did 8 years in that place and wouldnt go back there for all the money in the world. These days I only work offshore...no more crappy desert rigs for me mate.

I am already in a black hole.It's called Moomba.

[BobL]

x degrees of separation.

One of my Italian cousins (along with about 150 other people) helped design two of the detectors on the LHC.

[kiwigeo]

x degrees of separation.

One of my Italian cousins (along with about 150 other people) helped design two of the detectors on the LHC.

It's a huge project with a whole bunch of different nationalities involved. It's cutting edge science, its pushing the envelope and I love it. It's a pity people like Einstein and Rutherford aren't around to see it all fire up and the results of the first experiments come in.

[Claw Hama]

The only excelorator I have is in my Jeep and the two of us have passed through many a black hole, at warp speed chasing pigs or going fishing. There is absolutly nothing to be afrade of unless your you're a fish or a pig.

[kiwigeo]

Possible scenarios: