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Thread: Engineer in Hell
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3rd January 2005, 02:27 PM #16
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Heaven?
One of the customers whom I did work for is an Architect. I put an addition on his house for him. A nice guy, and he made a real point of being a "Christian". As time went on he made more and more comments about how he would someday meet the Lord in Heaven. One day I asked him just how he expected to actually enter Heaven, being an Architect? He looked at me quizically, and I said, "well, of course you know Jesus' father Joseph was a Carpenter?"
"Always cutting corners...!"
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4th January 2005, 01:32 AM #17
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We don't seem to have many lawyers as members of this BB
...well those that will admit to it anyway
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4th January 2005, 07:21 AM #18
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Of course not Squizz, if they offered advice you would get a bill for it
Besides, they only accept instruction, not offer advice :confused:Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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4th January 2005, 04:17 PM #19
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They would have trouble getting a word in between the IT crew.
Originally Posted by vsquizz
We don't seem to have many lawyers as members of this BB ...well those that will admit to it anyway
Cheers
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4th January 2005, 09:49 PM #20
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"Objection your honour."
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Just thought I'd play the Devils's Advocate for a moment.
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5th January 2005, 12:04 AM #21
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You're a bitter and cynical man Iain.
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5th January 2005, 01:47 AM #22
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Maybe he is just experienced Originally Posted by DanP
You're a bitter and cynical man Iain.
Squizzy
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5th January 2005, 02:11 PM #23
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5th January 2005, 02:33 PM #24
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Better your sister in a whorehouse than your brother on the bench... We could use a lawyer..I have generally found they are the best source of lawyer jokes.
CheersSquizzy
"It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}
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5th January 2005, 04:52 PM #25
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Marriage from hell
A real estate agent is married to a lawyer and the best man is a used cars salesman.
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5th January 2005, 10:23 PM #26
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The only good thing about that union is the FATHER-IN-LAW is a woodworker? Originally Posted by Wongo
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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