Kris Kringle

[oges]

give them a receipt for a piglet, with a note that says something like "I know you're not the sort of person that would appreciate a furry dildo, so have donated enough money to buy a piglet for someone who really needs it. Perhaps you may care to do the same for someone else."

Trust me, all the girls will think you're "sweet", and all the blokes will nod knowingly!

unless its secret santa like our work is doing, then they wont know it was you.
my decision was made for me, the guy whose name I drew emailed everyone saying he wanted a packet of smokes .... however he didnt mention if the packet needed to be full or not

[silentC]

I'd give him a packet of nicotine patches!

aveagoodweekend all

[TEEJAY]

Ooooops

[Harry72]

C'mon we are all woodies... make them something simple that cost you diddly squat... buy yourself some beer or whiskey instead!