Advice required urgently!

[Daddles]

Yes but , do you realise how silly you sober blokes sound to all us drunks at a party?

Al

Yeah, it's sad when a bloke remains sober and maintains his dignity. I mean, how's he going to spend his time the next day if he doesn't have any apologies to make

Richard

[Slow6]

drink a heap of water, go down the beach and dig a large hole and when its full of water sit in it and breath deeply. (WITH YOUR EYES SHUT).

just had the clearest image of arriving at the tasmanian coast to find it lined with thousands of holes filled with water with a head in each one, eyes jammed shut.

did I just see hitchcock stage right?

[Driver]

Hopefully it's too late now but for next time, the ONLY cure for a hangover (apart from another beer) is a bacon and egg roll with lots of pepper and BBQ sauce.

Absolutely right. The first mouthful is a challenge but once that's gone down, you start to feel better and the hangover should disappear.

[Eddie Jones]

......Drink a 1.25lt bottle of water ..........

Yeah, great idea......No dehydration, but you pee the bed at 3 in the morning!!!!!

[RobP]

As Dean Martin once said "I feel sorry for people who don't drink , 'cause when they wake up, that's the best they're gonna feel all day".

[watson]

Don't get hangovers anymore....drink heaps.....but don't get 'em.
My secret will go to the grave with me....along with my enlarged liver.
Regards,
Noel

[Gra]

I have the perfect thing for a hangover..

Drink heaps of alcohol.

Every time I do that I get a hangover. Guaranteed.

How do you cure it, more alcohol

Just remember a hangover is the wrath of grapes.

[goat]

i had a killer of a hangover last week end a meat pie and and one of those sports type drinks did the trick ,they are full of electralites and rehydrate you very quickly also next year buy ya beer before december, this time of year with beer production is in top gear the beer doesn't spend enough time in the vats and are bottled slightly green thats why alot of people get crook this time of the year, well thats my theory just some thing to think about next time your hugging the dunny bowl with your sphinkter in ya throat

[fred.n]

Listening in to a conversation a friend was having with one of his sons friends. He swears to have Cream de-month (sorry spelling) and lemonade ?? This 67 year old bloke gives it a fair crack when he goes out,
and pulls up ok the next day??

[silentC]

I try to have something to eat and drink a couple of glasses of water before I finish the big night

Eating's cheating!

[bennylaird]

We had this guy who would peel the wrapper off 8 ounces of butter and eat it before going out on the towm. Next morning he would eat another in front of us, dunno about how he felt but we all chucked when we saw him doing it.

[Iain]

You've all got it wrong, it's not the alcohol causing the problem, it's the sleep.
I felt alright when I went to bed

[bennylaird]

A dead givaway of a bad night and ugly morning are the bedspins as you hit the cot.

Best way to avoid it is to pass out and have someone else chuck you into the cot.

[Christopha]

Best way to avoid it is to pass out and have someone else chuck you into the cot.

luckily, VERY luckily I didn't chuck in the cot! Feeling much better today which surprises me as I thought today would be a good day for organising my funeral....

[bennylaird]

Best way to organise your funeral is to leave it for the kids to do. Only time they would do anything around my place lately.