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  1. 12th January 2009, 05:46 PM #271
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    Like the old adage goes...'Because he can!"

    "Vet be damned... I'll do it myself!"

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    I hate to quote myself, but...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
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  4. 12th January 2009, 06:10 PM #274
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    Oz,
    I hope you never need a vasectomy.You've been sadly misinformed!!
    It's a "Snip"
    This is a "Chop"!!
    Jim(Retired cattle cutter{among other things})
    Ok, Ok, I promise that if I ever do, I wont do it with my own teeth

    (sorry . Gutter humour officially ended )

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    Other normal dogs just chase their tail!!!!!
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    Grunt about to decide that sometimes because you can, doesn't mean you shoud
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    Here's another one to think about. I go t bored.


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    High 20!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    eeeeeeeeeeek. A spider!!!!!!
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    1. "and now he comes in from the high rope, with a piledriver.... Oh the humanity"

    2. You need to lear to pay you debts, we have ways of making you pay them...

    3. Andy has stepped up from the flee circus to the cat circus
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