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7th March 2014, 10:13 PM #271
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Giving this one to Fly.
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7th March 2014, 10:19 PM #272
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Originally Posted by _fly_
Must be Puff the colour blind dragon.
Hugh
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7th March 2014, 10:58 PM #273
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Ta,
there's timber in it.
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7th March 2014, 11:04 PM #274
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King Solomon only wanted to cut a baby in half to share it between two women.
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Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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7th March 2014, 11:21 PM #275
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Getting ready for the woodcutters vasectomy
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7th March 2014, 11:29 PM #276
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"Where do I put the wood?"
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"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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8th March 2014, 07:06 AM #277
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Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile
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veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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8th March 2014, 07:14 AM #278
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Oh lordy; ah see TWO snakes hidin' in that there woodpile!!!
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8th March 2014, 07:17 AM #279
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With one last mighty push Cletus finally cleared his constipation; vowing never again to chew on his "wittlin' sticks"
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8th March 2014, 08:41 AM #280
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The West Virgina Little Theatre auditions for 'Joan of Arc' had taken an odd turn.
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8th March 2014, 08:57 AM #281
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Not part of the competition. Just an observation........
The scary thing is that YES there are real people like that out there. Many years ago I had the illegal chance to work around good ole USA and got off the beaten track and met 'real?' people. At times it was more than scary, then I came back here and OMG found similar folks in Australia. Just sayin.I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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8th March 2014, 11:30 AM #282
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CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."
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8th March 2014, 12:55 PM #283
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but I won't do that!
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8th March 2014, 01:15 PM #284
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Originally Posted by beer4all
By the look on her face he already did! Originally Posted by
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8th March 2014, 01:57 PM #285
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I can't enter but this here's mine....
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