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  1. 15th June 2009, 11:46 PM #2701
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    don't pick your nose (with your knife)
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    I wasn't picking my nose, I was scratching it.
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    The dog ate my homework
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    the urge to purge
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    With friends like that, who needs enemas???
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    or they fall in the water
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