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  1. 23rd March 2009, 12:40 PM #256
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    What is this kid thinking?
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.
  2. 23rd March 2009, 01:14 PM #257
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    " Mum it doesn't matter if i hear what your saying, i don't understand what it means "
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  3. 23rd March 2009, 01:39 PM #258
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    Talking

    NO!! I said, "Walk Mum"!!!!
  4. 23rd March 2009, 01:43 PM #259
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    Note the blonde hair...

    It's saying "Breate In, Breathe Out, breate In..."

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  5. 23rd March 2009, 01:53 PM #260
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    "Dad, I wanted the Wiggles. This is Black Sabbath!"
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  6. 23rd March 2009, 03:14 PM #261
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    Spit it out kid or I'll crank up the volume some more.
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  7. 23rd March 2009, 06:58 PM #262
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    Gotta give it to Pugwash. It was actually Zeppelin, but he was close enough.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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  8. 24th March 2009, 12:04 PM #263
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    OK. I'll continue with the kids theme.
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  9. 24th March 2009, 12:09 PM #264
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    Guess who can bench press 5,000 pounds?
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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    Hmmm, Cavity in the back molar.
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    I wonder what the tooth fairy will give me for these?
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  13. 24th March 2009, 02:50 PM #268
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    Phew, chicken breath.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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