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  1. 21st September 2009, 06:33 PM #256
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    One from my wife:

    "Give us milk, filthy Earthlings, or we will press the big beige button of death and vapourise your planet!!"
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  2. 21st September 2009, 08:03 PM #257
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    Yeah! Laugh if you want to. But just wait till we grow into our ears.
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  3. 21st September 2009, 10:46 PM #258
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    We're not Chinese hairless, you dolt! We're Brazillian...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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  4. 21st September 2009, 11:01 PM #259
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    This is what happens when you don't leave 'em in the kiln for long enough.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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  5. 21st September 2009, 11:18 PM #260
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    Alright, who is the clown that put the hair remover in the cat's shampoo bottle?
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  6. 22nd September 2009, 09:40 AM #261
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    The worst part of having an owner who's a darksider woodie is being the test of their blade sharpening technique
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  7. 22nd September 2009, 11:45 AM #262
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    Lots of funny captions for this one, but this is the one that really tickled me.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    We're not Chinese hairless, you dolt! We're Brazillian...

    Your go Oz.
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  8. 22nd September 2009, 11:58 AM #263
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    How about this one. Apologies for the smallish picture. All I could find
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Dave and Mabel off to their very first swingers party( in for a rude shock when they really find out what it's all about).
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    Inspired by the drive-Thru at McDonalds, Billy Joe went into a drive thru playground franchise.
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    Although in-car entertainment systems have become popular, early prototypes highlighted some serious limitations...
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    That's a very funny pic, but my mind has gone blank.

    How about. "the next problem was how to wrap it and hide it under the tree."?
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    is this open to all? can i play to?
    "if ive told them once ive told them a thousand times DONT LEAVE YOUR TOYS IN THE DRIVE!!!!!"
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    or
    " I thought we only delivered pizzas"
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they
    bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs .
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    Thats the trouble when you bring out a new model, it's all swings and roundabouts.
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