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    ...woman and her sister Rusty was the exact opposite, you couldn't fit......
    Always look on the bright side...

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    ...a wooden...
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

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    ...toothpick...
    Always look on the bright side...

  4. #244
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    ...between...
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    "I see dumb peope!"

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    ... her ...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    ......wooden legs due to......

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    ..the fact that they were glued together with...

  8. #248
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    ..Titebond.

    Which when you think about it is a strange thing to do if you are unfortunate enough to have two wooden legs.

    But that was Rusty for you. In fact, farmer O'toole and Plenty used to pretend...

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    ... Seaman Staines' ...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    had done it, just to cover their embarassment.

    Nobody was fooled though.

    "Poor old O'toole", they used to mutter to each other whenever he'd pass by.
    One daughter's the size of a bus and the other is ...

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    ..hopping mad...
    Always look on the bright side...

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    ... and impossible to ...

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    ...manipulate...

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    onto a horse.

    Yep, the local riding school used to despair whnever they'd see the O'toole sisters turn up.

    In fact, it got so bad that they ended up ...

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    giving 'Peggy', as they affectionately called her, a wooden rocking horse, as this seemed to be the only way that they would ever get her firmly mounted on a ..
    Bob Willson
    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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