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  1. #2416
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Once I get the high speed reverse parking right, they'll give me my P plates.
    There were some good ones on the slicks, but the idea of the 2 time (well 2 days later) world champion trying to get his "p"s had me rotf.
    So take it away AlexS

    Of course Sebastian Vettel's own excuse takes some beating: "it wasn't a big mistake"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    OK, here you go.
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    Not my bike - I didn't leave it there!
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    If I run away nobody will know it was me
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    I reckon I can run faster than that piece of carp.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Oh no, not the splits on gravel at 130kph!!!

    In your helmet no-one can hear you scream...

  7. #2422
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    This is going to end in tears.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #2423
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    Now what size steps do we take when the motorcycle we have just parted company with decides to chase us down the road?

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Who needs a bike? I'm a roadrunner! Beep!Beep!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    This is going to end in tears.
    Cliff

    Is that the "tears" that come from your eyes or the "tears" that you get in your pants? Or maybe both in this case.

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Yup.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    I'm getting the Hell out of here before it catches fire.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Its all very well time slowing down. But ya just know. The slower it is the more painful. And then some bastard will run the tape backwards.
    anne-maria.
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    Who needs a bike? I'm a roadrunner! Beep!Beep!
    Go for it, Pugwash.
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    OK Beep! Beep!
    Pugwash.

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