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    "hello! RAC? I think the carbie's flooded!"
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    Where's Weisey and his tool box when you need him???

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    "The salt water Mack lays partially submerged, waiting for a young Subaru careless enough to attempt a crossing"
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC View Post
    "The salt water Mack lays partially submerged, waiting for a young Subaru careless enough to attempt a crossing"
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    OK, I'm off so I had better pick somebody, Sir silentC Attenborough gets it for his saltwater Mack.
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    Damn, I didn't think that far ahead. Now I'll have to find a funny picture I suppose...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    I have the same problem, I keep looking at this thread & replying to it but I dread getting a turn 'cos then I have homework to do.
    Cliff.
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    The price we pay for being smart asres I suppose
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    OK have we had this one before?

    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    But when you said "Join the Navy and get some ass, I thought...."

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    And straight out of the blocks, Groggy is an early contender. We hope he hasn't started his run too soon
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    I'd like to see/read what Ernest Hemingway could do with that.
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    How does he move?
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    He Oars.

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    They say any ass can drive one of these.
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    "... I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream: it shall be called ‘Bottom’s Dream’, because it hath no bottom;..."
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