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    Brian could never understand why his bedroom was always full of dirty underwear and twenty cent pieces...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Wendy wanted a tumble, so Harry renovated
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    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Every time Brian ate sprouts he'd toot and blow the windows out

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Outlook, dry.
    I like this one. The last few were a chuckle too, but ...... Off you go Duke
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I like this one. The last few were a chuckle too, but ...... Off you go Duke
    Give this one a go 21947.3.jpg
    Hugh

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    The free land of the weed whirlpool
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    "This must be good ####. For a moment I thought an eagle had me by the throat."

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Blood, sweat and weed
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    One of us sure aint flying high
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "This must be good ####. For a moment I thought an eagle had me by the throat."

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    Not many takers, I think I'll go with this one.
    Off you go Bushmiller.

    I thought the "herb superb" would have stirred more ideas.
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    Thanks Hugh

    I wanted to get into the festive spirit (a bit difficult for me), but get away from the male dominated concept of the gift giver on a sleigh. It was a long and difficult path: A path that I enjoyed (), but one that would have given the moderators apoplexy .

    This was the best I could do that wasn't trite and would still slip past the censor. Wet Santa!

    santa3.jpg

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    Seeing the planet is 70% water,
    Santa had his elves testing a new water delivery method as an alternative to old grumpy reindeers..

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    Santa's answer to global warming
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Like Farther, like Daughter.
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    We are working on the harness for the sled and bells that still jingle when wet.
    Hugh

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