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  1. 30th September 2011, 03:34 AM #2356
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    Hehe. Swot me on the bum, will he? Let's see him levitate the next time he uses this...
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    Hmm.. height adjustment required. This american screwdriver should do the trick.

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    Yep
    as uncle Cliff says
    "everything does look like a nail"

    (NB was too early in the mornin, before coffee, Sorry Cliff)
    PS if this is a winner it's really Cliff's
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  4. 30th September 2011, 08:37 AM #2359
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    Chris? Who is Chris?

    Read my sig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Chris? Who is Chris?

    Read my sig.
    Cliff.... he meant Cliff. SM (That's close coupled, not with an &) has got it all sorted. With this level of accreditation, I think the caption winner is a foregone conclusion.

    In fact, if I were a suspicious sort of person I would be pointing to collusion. However, I am actually naieve and possibly Hugh will go with the clear winner, which just happens to be..........

    I think others should still have a go even though they are totally wasting their time!

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  6. 30th September 2011, 10:54 AM #2361
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    I actually meant to say Uncle Criff (given how youngans can't say names proper)


    so another try

    Uncle Criff sent it to me for my birthday and I'm trying it out on everyfing

    Or

    Uncle Criff is in the bad corner as Mum wasn't happy when I tried my new present out on the crockery
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  7. 30th September 2011, 11:12 AM #2362
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    Sorry Uncle Criff.
    Now I have to decide whether to tell you that was the deliberate mistake to test you all or admit it was a Senior's moment.
    The lad's Grand dad is Chris and they live next to Mt. Rogers, no wonder my mind goes into muddle mode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Chris? Who is Chris?

    Read my sig.
    I'm Chris, and I protest my innocence Chris...oops I mean Cliff.
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.
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    Nailed it in one.
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    Well it looks like every one has given up and is awaiting my verdict.
    We already had Cliff's signature so needed to top it or equal it.
    I think Uncle Criff is in the naughty corner. does it for me.

    So take it away Sawdust maker.
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    I liked "nailed it in one"

    Staying with the kids routine I'll submit this

    Attachment 183352
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    Just studying The data till the track rubbers in.
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    I liked 'nailed in one' too but the vision of Cliff in the naughty corner (for some of his other mischievous posts) is what had me rolling on the floor.
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    Having been told how long it takes to become a London cabbie, Jed decided he better make a start on getting the "knowledge."

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    There has to be a way to get this thing into reverse, I'll check the manual again.
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