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  1. #211
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    Woah, those new meds are something else.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    TL going on holiday
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  3. #213
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    Another recent NASA metric/imperial confusion resulted in the moon being significantly closer to Earth... and escape velocity becoming a mere 4KmH
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "I thought your other bike was a bumpy ride but at least I was sitting in a basket!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  5. #215
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    Hang on ET we're off to Tassie's Evendale Penny Farthing Race

  6. #216
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    Just a spoon full of sugar!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #217
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    Moonlight becomes you.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  8. #218
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    TL going on holiday
    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Serious toss up between these two... TL was ahead, I think...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    and then the penny dropped
    But this one tickled the funny bone! Over to you, Gra

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  9. #219
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    One from real life
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  10. #220
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    Sorry Doc, this prosthetic leg isn't strong enough either...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  11. #221
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    Looks like me last Saturday night after the pub shut " n broke".

  12. #222
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    Jeez, that ethanol really does increase the compression!!

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    Suck, squeeze, bang, BUGGER!!!!!!

  14. #224
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    Yep! She's a door stop.
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    (Sharp intake of breath)

    "Yes Sir. We can fix this bit but the rest of the cars gonna need replacing."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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