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  1. 30th January 2016, 10:40 PM #211
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    You sure it wasn't a powder monkey
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  2. 30th January 2016, 11:05 PM #212
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Son of a gun, 200 posts.

    If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.
    Make sure it is a Canon!

    Crikey, I have been away from the Forum for about a week visiting Dooen in Victoria (Dave TTC's Australia Day GTG), and have just waded through 5 pages of, um well, er, ah! sort of bullet points in this thread. I declare it a record for posts to the joke forum, no joke!

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  3. 30th January 2016, 11:20 PM #213
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    No waffling Alan. Make your comments in short bursts.

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  4. 30th January 2016, 11:37 PM #214
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    Great, we're still here, time to Crack a Carbine stout.
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  5. 3rd February 2016, 01:08 PM #215
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    Isnt a ringer a gun shearer? Or am I in the wrong joke again?

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  6. 3rd February 2016, 01:29 PM #216
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    CP it could be a Dead ringer!!
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    I see our trajectory is still on the rise.
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    I can't believe this is still going... I'm blown away
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    Certainly not a dud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Certainly not a dud.
    You mean this is live?

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  11. 3rd February 2016, 08:11 PM #221
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    Well, larger/bigger than a squib.
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  12. 3rd February 2016, 09:18 PM #222
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    Ive run out of ideas and have hit a brick wall. No mortar either.

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    Hope your not hurt, I'm saving all the wedding for the carbines
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  14. 4th February 2016, 12:25 AM #224
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    In the ring stood the Boxer, Primed and ready to land the blows.
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    A local bloke spilt petrol on his arm whilst filling his car, driving down the road he lights up a ciggy. Next thing, his arm is on fire, he puts it out the window to try to put it out, a police officer pulls him over and charges him for having an illegal fire arm.
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