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Thread: So what's all this about, then?
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31st August 2004, 02:30 PM #211
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his spell checker lead him to believe that a prose convention was a gathering of writers, so he was completely taken off guard when the ugliest pro said to him...
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31st August 2004, 03:46 PM #212
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" 'ello darling how about it? " She wasn't a cockney but had been scarred emotionally by being subjected to Dick Van Dyke's chminey sweep accent in Mary Poopins (That's for you Driver). In repsonse to the pro's advance he.....
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31st August 2004, 03:54 PM #213
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... replied "no time for the old in and out love, I've come to read the meter." With that he ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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31st August 2004, 04:54 PM #214
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..turned to leave but was confronted by....
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31st August 2004, 05:21 PM #215
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... a cardboard replica of a well-known Belgian detective ...
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31st August 2004, 06:17 PM #216
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.....in a bad suit...
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31st August 2004, 10:06 PM #217
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which was badly and repeatedly stained by Roger's...
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31st August 2004, 11:25 PM #218
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1st September 2004, 04:37 AM #219
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Semen Stains excess ..
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The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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1st September 2004, 09:14 AM #220
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...wooden...
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1st September 2004, 09:38 AM #221
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... Dr Jurd's Jungle Juice. The cardboard Poirot (no, that's pwar-row, not poyrot) turned to him and said "Do you like my ...
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1st September 2004, 09:55 AM #222
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donger? I use it to ring my bells. It is made of ...
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1st September 2004, 10:39 AM #223
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..cardboard, just like moi.
This was getting far too weird for Rodger.
First he had a group of tarts appear from nowhere and start propositioning him. Now, he was having a conversation with a cardboard cutout Poirot!
He really had begun to wonder what was in the cocktail he'd ordered in the departure lounge bar, when suddenly ....
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1st September 2004, 02:38 PM #224
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...he was totally unsurprised by the sight of a large, redgum (that's wood you know!) Christmas cake which had beautifully turned and carved....
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1st September 2004, 02:45 PM #225
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...nuances..
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