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  1. 11th September 2009, 02:29 PM #211
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    Holeproof's new sock add. For new improved every stay up knee highs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    "The Sound of Music" meets "Waynes World"
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    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Hi Mum, the travel agent said Lichtenstein was a quiet little place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    all yours Oz
    Off we go then... sorry for the day or so delay. Busy putting in the slab for my new shed

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    Electricity prices jumping up again.
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    Ah ha! So that's why the power was out over the weekend.



    ( We've got moving captions now? The bar has been raised. )
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  7. 14th September 2009, 12:36 PM #217
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    Our ever effecient government probably paid some consultant squillions of dollars to design this one.
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    The Martian invasion of Earth had to be put on hold while General ZZob played with the kids.
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  9. 15th September 2009, 04:38 AM #219
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    The real reason that AC power has a sine wave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    The real reason that AC power has a sine wave.
    Good one Skew!

    Over to you...

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    Hmmm... not the best, but...
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    That's my boy---the only one who knows the drill!!
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    Turn Right? But I'm a lieutentant?!?

    *Note: only works for British pronunciation... Yanks wont geddit.
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    ... there's standing to Attention..!!
    ... there's getting Attention...??
    ... there's centre of Attention...**

    He's the only one with a "sharp... prickly... silver... thingy"...

    HE'S obviously RIGHT.... or he's a Warrent Officer who thinks he's GOD on the Parade ground! And is!
    But 'pink feathery fluffy stuff'.. tickle anyones fancy .. dont' bend over???


    I'd feel safe with this.......
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