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    "Pussy struck!"

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    What a catastrophe!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    The Apple MAC is a much felined product.
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Veterinary Course Online

    Learn how to dissect and stitch back together.
    Comes with free dead cat.

    Learn it all online by following the extensive video
    instruction manual.

    call 555-deadcat

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    The new Dell laptop comes with a bundle of Cat 5E Network Cable


    (Sadly, I am showing my nerdy side here)
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Apple version of a mouse.

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    * Sorry sir, we havent found the problem with your PC, but we are now trying a CAT scan

    * I tried working from home it was a catastrophe
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    On-line Korean cookery course; today's dish: "Unlucky Fried Kitten"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "Pussy struck!"

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    Paul
    Some really good ons there but I will go with one for the memories it evokes.
    Off you go Bushmiller.
    Regards
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Some really good ons there but I will go with one for the memories it evokes.
    Off you go Bushmiller.
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    Stand by.

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    I wasn't going to do an animal, but.....

    animal.jpg

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    1) A general with the BS knocked out.


    2) Belt & braces.


    3) Magpie season.
    Hugh

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    Colonel Hogans idea to steal Shultz's helmet worked the first time, like they always do...

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    The Bi Annual Hare and Tortoise Race was not called off just cos of a little world war. It was too important for that.
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    How to avoid shell shock.
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