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2nd September 2011, 08:21 PM #2116
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Brickshaw?
Edit. I forgot to say I think I worked out what T*%$ is. My mamory's not what it used to be.
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2nd September 2011, 08:41 PM #2117
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Bruce thought the boss wouldn't notice the odd brick going missing from the brickworks.
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Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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3rd September 2011, 02:09 AM #2118
Dances with splinters
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Rakeesh was disappointed when his prototype was eliminated from the Rapid Response Riot Vehicle Trials over a minor technicality.
He forgot the spare.
- Andy Mc
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3rd September 2011, 02:12 AM #2119
Dances with splinters
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'Well,' explained Abhay, 'It's how you smuggle bicycles. They stop you at the check-point, confiscate the bricks and say "On your way!"'.
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3rd September 2011, 09:57 AM #2120
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"Where's my bell. I can't feel my bell. It was on the right handlebar. Some b@!!!@!d's nicked my bell!... Oh s**t, my bike is red........"
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PaulBushmiller;
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3rd September 2011, 10:00 AM #2121
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Some said that to Henri his bike was his house , but this time everyone saw straight through it. It was just a veneer.
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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3rd September 2011, 10:08 AM #2122
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I said we should wear a black arm band, not a brick arm band you dill.
Cliff.
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3rd September 2011, 10:29 AM #2123
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I reckon he's a brick short of a barby.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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3rd September 2011, 12:35 PM #2124
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That bike is built like a brick shout house.
Cliff.
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3rd September 2011, 04:53 PM #2125
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"Bluddy budgetry constraints. I was never too fussed by that 1960s police telephone box, but this is just off the planet. Where are they coming from? The bricks are to fend off meteorites? And what self-respecting female is going to want to blast off around the universe in this? What would it do to their hair? Malfunction in the auto disguise? I think they milked that one in the first series with William Hartnell!"
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3rd September 2011, 05:10 PM #2126
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All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner!
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Go Chris! 
anne-maria.
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3rd September 2011, 06:09 PM #2127
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Oh I reckon there's going to be trouble! Originally Posted by tea lady
All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner! Go Chris!
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3rd September 2011, 06:13 PM #2128
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Originally Posted by pugwash
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Yup, at least a couple of people didn't read the whole thread. Originally Posted by tea lady
All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner! Go Chris! 
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3rd September 2011, 06:17 PM #2129
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Phooey.
Barbie's don't need more bricks; they need the born-again Ken.
(Ken ya just dump 'em here? Ken ya get some proper red bricks? etc.)Cheers, Ern
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3rd September 2011, 06:19 PM #2130
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okay, so I didn't see pugwash's entry.
But who ever heard of anyone being 2 bricks short I ask you?
Chris
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