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  1. 29th January 2016, 10:25 AM #196
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    Or lose the key to your wheel-lock.
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  2. 29th January 2016, 11:24 AM #197
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Perhaps a bit of a misfire there.
    He's firing blanks.
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  3. 29th January 2016, 12:29 PM #198
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    Either that or powder, wad and no shot.
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  4. 29th January 2016, 01:13 PM #199
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    ricocheted off that one
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  5. 29th January 2016, 01:28 PM #200
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    Son of a gun, 200 posts.

    If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.
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  6. 29th January 2016, 02:05 PM #201
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    That's the caliber of the people here
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.
    And make sure it was loaded properly
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  8. 29th January 2016, 03:30 PM #203
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Son of a gun, 200 posts.

    If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.
    No need to print. Tŕy a tracer over the screen.

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  9. 29th January 2016, 05:28 PM #204
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    And it's still piling posts on.
    I'm sorry, I don't get the pun
    A piling post or swivel was attached to the forward barrel band of some marks of Lee Enfield .303s.
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  10. 29th January 2016, 05:57 PM #205
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    Not exactly a pun but may be of interest.

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  11. 29th January 2016, 06:36 PM #206
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    No silencer on this thread.
    It has gone off with a bang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Or lose the key to your wheel-lock.
    Don't you mean trigger lock??
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  13. 29th January 2016, 07:01 PM #208
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    A piling post or swivel was attached to the forward barrel band of some marks of Lee Enfield .303s.
    Not only a maker of exquisite boxes but an authority on all things ballistic, this fellow. No plinking for Alex.

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  14. 30th January 2016, 12:47 PM #209
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    No posts today ~ we are not about to Choke are we?

    This could put a real Crimp into this thread.
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  15. 30th January 2016, 10:21 PM #210
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    No posts today ~ we are not about to Choke are we?

    This could put a real Crimp into this thread.
    No, there were 50- cal shots coming from everywhere. I thought it must be a APC firing from the turret. But it was a new Bushmaster.

    Then I realised I was in the wrong joke!

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