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23rd October 2010, 01:54 PM #196
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After his wife's body had been in the boot for over a week, Earl decided that good air filtration was a must.
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23rd October 2010, 02:54 PM #197
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MTV pimped my ride
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for sale 1 bedroom mobile home with 110v and air conditioning. first to see will buy.
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23rd October 2010, 07:21 PM #198
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Chief Tiff all yours
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23rd October 2010, 08:22 PM #199
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For which one? :dunce:
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Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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23rd October 2010, 08:28 PM #200
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by sheer volume of replies. Originally Posted by tea lady
For which one? :dunce:
Crummy I know, sorry, swmbo has had another accident with a horse so can't really think tonight. sorry
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23rd October 2010, 08:40 PM #201
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Ok, try this one for size.....
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23rd October 2010, 08:42 PM #202
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Originally Posted by mic-d
Hope they're both ok?
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23rd October 2010, 08:50 PM #203
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"there's a bear in there....." Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Memory bump.I once did a Cattle AI course, and the last staff person to arrive at work got to sit inside the dummy cow and hold the artificial vagina for every service on that day
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23rd October 2010, 08:55 PM #204
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now there's a gynaecologist that's head and shoulders above the rest!
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23rd October 2010, 08:57 PM #205
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that's a different way to make a trunk call
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23rd October 2010, 09:03 PM #206
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"Ah. I see your problem. It's a faulty trunk collection."
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23rd October 2010, 09:23 PM #207
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OH CRAP!!! I dropped the torch.
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23rd October 2010, 09:38 PM #208
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23rd October 2010, 09:42 PM #209
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help help help help help help help
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23rd October 2010, 10:15 PM #210
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Originally Posted by chrisb691
Chris wins on either of these! Originally Posted by chrisb691
Quite a horrible story! I guess it would be the world's second worst job. The worst one of all would have to be the guy with the mop who works in one of those...er...burlesque picture houses with the little booths..... Originally Posted by watson
Memory bump.I once did a Cattle AI course, and the last staff person to arrive at work got to sit inside the dummy cow and hold the artificial vagina for every service on that day
Over to you Chris...
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