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  1. 15th March 2009, 07:15 AM #196
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    The last network connection
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    Reply to Bullfrights' caption.


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    it seems there was a small misunderstanding when the stonemason was asked to carve a 'moniker' on the headstone

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    In a twist of fate, Uri the hacker found an actual photo of Medusa online. All the Stonemason had to do for the family was move his office equipment to the cemetery and carve his epitaph into it.
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    I had a touch-type pillow,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    In a twist of fate, Uri the hacker found an actual photo of Medusa online. All the Stonemason had to do for the family was move his office equipment to the cemetery and carve his epitaph into it.
    Very nice.

    Perhaps her head now really only hovers over the disc, ever seeking.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    I had a touch-type pillow,
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    But, sadly, lightning jumps!
    Bravo ... bright spark.
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    YO! BULLFRIGHT!? Ya there?

    In the meantime, on a similar note...

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    Johnno never really understood why business was slow. He had a lot of enquiries but found it difficult to turn them into customers. It would take a lot of lost opportunities before he realised the teleconference feature had a webcam fitted to it.
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    On his death, Boris was appointed the Internet Service Provider's telephone help desk.
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    The new connection had excellent download speeds.
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