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  1. 24th August 2011, 10:57 PM #2041
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    Before you make Emu and stone soup, you've got to tenderise the bird
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    Ernie the Emu in training for the annual "kick the dunny door in" comp
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    Ya gotta be wary o' Cass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Ya gotta be wary o' Cass.

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    During testing of the company's new bird and rat lime, Geoff demonstrated its tenacity with a Cassowary.
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    **ding dong**

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    Looks like we're all done. I'm giving it to Skew for the wary of casso, wasn't sure whether to laugh or groan but twas clever. Points off to Nick for twice calling it an emu
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    ... Points off to Nick for twice calling it an emu
    go Skew.

    I demand a judicial review
    Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    I demand a judicial review
    Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour
    I hope you mean local to Sydney
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    I demand a judicial review
    Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour
    We have Cassowaries up here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    We have Cassowaries up here.
    I think he's clutching at straws.
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    regards
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    Hurry up Skew, I'm getting embarrased
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