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  1. #2011
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    Bottle tops
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  2. #2012
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    Bottoms up

  3. #2013
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    S
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    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

  4. #2014
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    a%$e over
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

  5. #2015
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    voice over
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  6. #2016
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    wife
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  7. #2017
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    Life sentence

  8. #2018
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    Death sentence
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

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    Gallows

  10. #2020
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    Swing

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    push
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  12. #2022
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    **** up hill

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    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Tor
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    aching
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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