And So It Begins...

[fenderbelly]

which was a floating pen which was donated by the pen turners, and a pocket full of coins which had fallen out of the bikers handbags. Upon seeing the exquisitely turned pen Peter Costello said

[tea lady]

"That will match my new desk and tie perfectly. Give it to me!" And the contest turned into a gruesome polly wrestle. , the bikers, and everyone else, withdrew to the edge of the swimming pool and quickly formed cheer squads. The bare bummed bikers were of course barracking for......

[fenderbelly]

that well known tag team Abbot and Costello who were doing quite well against Bob Hawk and Bronwyn Bishop in the red corner. as the

[artme]

contest progressed it became apparent that the cheer squads were having little impact as the protagonists were now all a trifle deaf. So the topleess barmaids...

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squeegeed out the ears of all participants with ...

[artme]

Their huge

[fenderbelly]

mammary glands which turned the participants temporarily deafer that the trifle had made them but had the added advantage that they got more sh**h*t ear wax caused by the enormous suction created when

[artme]

Costello left the fray after discovering that his origame Eifel tower had been left wet and limp with...

[tea lady]

Custard and cake on the end. "Noooooooooooooo! He wailed. Daddy made it for me when I was twelve. They don't make paper that big anymore." And poor little Peter Costelloo went sobbing off into the sunset. The sound of crying brought Bob Hawke to atention. "Bloody copier!" He exclaimed, and huffed his way off in the other direction. Meanwhile Tony Abbot finds a piece of paper in his hands. "Ah ha!" he yelled gleefully. "I have the list of Wongo's secret ingredients. And he held the paper aloft in the air. From where our intrepid Misses grabs it. "Finally its mine!" She screams and runs to the top of the dive tower to read her prize. "It says Wongo is your love child Tony!" she calls down from on high. And every one heard, and turns to laugh and point. But where has he gone? "There he goes" one bare bummed biker yells, .............

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..He's stolen a bike! Bloody hell, that Malvern Star can move! Can my Harley keep up?"

The bare bummed bikers finished their Cosmopolitans and made a beeline for the door. No way was Wongo going to get away - not when he was Tony Abbot's love child, and his genetic heritage meant that anyone who controlled his brain was endowed with the power to ...

[Black Ned]

turn flea ridden alley cats into wonderful culinary delights that melt in your

[tea lady]

boot. An incredible delight that you really must.....

[fenderbelly]

try as an accompaniment to sole, weather it be our sole or dover sole as served in parliament house canteen.You can then try the

[artme]

lie cheese just to ensure that you sustain you ability to deceive the public. After that
the topless barmaids will......

[tea lady]

amaze you with their card tricks. They can even.....