Thanks: 5
Likes: 125
Needs Pictures: 0
Picture(s) thanks: 0
Results 181 to 195 of 774
-
14th February 2014, 08:07 PM #181
Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Location
- templestowe
- Posts
- 15
- Post Thanks / Like
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
My offering would have been "If I sit here long enough will my fruits grow back?"
Take it away Cap'n and welcome to the thread; it's good to have some new blood!
Thanks Chief hope I don't bleed too badly.
Now try this -
article-0-023A7CFF000005DC-37_468x368_popup.jpg
-
14th February 2014, 08:26 PM #182
SENIOR MEMBER
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Location
- belgrave
- Age
- 62
- Posts
- 0
- Post Thanks / Like
Will this make me look cool?
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
-
14th February 2014, 08:53 PM #183
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Location
- Woodstock (Cowra)
- Age
- 75
- Posts
- 832
- Post Thanks / Like
This is better than fixing the areal, at least I got something to sit on
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
-
14th February 2014, 09:17 PM #184
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Cheltenham, Melbourne
- Age
- 75
- Posts
- 0
- Post Thanks / Like
Our air conditioner brackets are warrantied for the life of the purchaser.
Chris
========================================
Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
-
Post Thanks / Like - 0 Thanks, 1 Likes, 0 , 0
Bushmiller liked this post
-
14th February 2014, 11:10 PM #185
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Location
- bilpin
- Posts
- 510
- Post Thanks / Like
Just another nut .......literally.
-
15th February 2014, 12:42 AM #186
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- Location
- Millmerran,QLD
- Age
- 74
- Posts
- 1,761
- Post Thanks / Like
"Nah, not really dangerous. After the third one you become conditioned to it."
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
-
Post Thanks / Like - 0 Thanks, 1 Likes, 0 , 0
labr@ liked this post
-
15th February 2014, 07:25 AM #187
Butcher of wood
- Join Date
- Jun 2010
- Location
- Bundaberg
- Age
- 55
- Posts
- 160
- Post Thanks / Like
Ilya vowed never to touch his cousin's homemade vodka again.
-
15th February 2014, 08:20 AM #188
Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2014
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
- Posts
- 21
- Post Thanks / Like
Safer clinging onto this air conditioner than being inside this poorly-built apartment block where the ceiling could collapse at any moment …
-
15th February 2014, 11:44 AM #189
Dances with splinters
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Oberon, NSW
- Age
- 64
- Posts
- 0
- Post Thanks / Like
This is one of the problems with 3rd-world countries: mattresses on the floor, no-one can afford closets... and there's nowhere to hide when hubby comes home early!
- Andy Mc
-
Post Thanks / Like - 0 Thanks, 1 Likes, 0 , 0
Bushmiller liked this post
-
15th February 2014, 01:04 PM #190
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- ACT
- Age
- 85
- Posts
- 546
- Post Thanks / Like
Which is the right way to turn a nut, to tighten it, when you are looking at it from this angle?
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
-
Post Thanks / Like - 0 Thanks, 1 Likes, 0 , 0
tea lady liked this post
-
15th February 2014, 01:08 PM #191
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- May 2013
- Location
- Rockhampton QLD
- Age
- 69
- Posts
- 1,570
- Post Thanks / Like
Actually he's the Workplace Health & Safety Inspector ensuring that everything has been done correctly.
-
16th February 2014, 05:27 PM #192
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Dec 2003
- Location
- lower eyre peninsular
- Age
- 75
- Posts
- 496
- Post Thanks / Like
Pease dont leave me,......I love you,.........I'll change, you just wait and see,...... I promise I wont sit on that throne again.
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
-
17th February 2014, 07:54 AM #193
Lignum Vexator
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- North of the coathanger, Sydney
- Age
- 69
- Posts
- 0
- Post Thanks / Like
Hope I don't drop the bloody spanner again
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
-
Post Thanks / Like - 0 Thanks, 2 Likes, 0 , 0
-
18th February 2014, 01:58 PM #194
Lignum Vexator
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- North of the coathanger, Sydney
- Age
- 69
- Posts
- 0
- Post Thanks / Like
Oh damn, did I leave the bluddy phone in the truck again?
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
-
18th February 2014, 02:51 PM #195
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- Location
- Millmerran,QLD
- Age
- 74
- Posts
- 1,761
- Post Thanks / Like
Another two shots of Smirnov and I'll bet I could make it to the neighbour's A/C behind me."
Bushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
Reply With Quote
Similar Threads
-
Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6
By Ozkaban in forum JOKESReplies: 2454Last Post: 15th January 2014, 01:25 PM -
Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5
By mic-d in forum JOKESReplies: 2999Last Post: 23rd January 2012, 12:02 PM -
Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4
By bullfright in forum JOKESReplies: 616Last Post: 6th February 2010, 09:33 AM -
another need a caption, reply, question Take #2
By wheelinround in forum JOKESReplies: 822Last Post: 4th June 2009, 02:02 PM -
another need a caption, reply, question
By mic-d in forum JOKESReplies: 814Last Post: 19th February 2009, 10:25 PM
Bookmarks