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    A cup of kindness or two.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    The things we have to do to get a drop of milk round here!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Overheard in a Cafe...."the next customer that says our coffee tastes like cat pee is in for a real surprise!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Mogaccinos

    Cheers
    Michael
    I'll give this one to Michael




    ps. Tea Lady's new tea-set range, with the kitten motif.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Ta,
    try this one.

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    Necessity is the mother of boganism.

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    Inspired by Better Homes and Gardens; Bruce decided to add value to his investment by improving the vehicle's climate control system and replacing the lighting fixtures.

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    I had an air conditioner
    I had a generator
    I live in my car
    what's the problem?
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    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    When you can't afford a Delorean, or even a flux capacitor....

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    "Wellll... Y'see, the Boss likes to hold business meetings while I drive him around and the under-the-bonnet job just couldn't handle that much hot air..."


    "I had to install the micro-filtration extractor, as the missus likes Tacos but they don't like her..."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    cool

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    It doesn't have the normal drain on engine power of other aircon units! Streamlining suffers a littke though!
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Life's little luxuries.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "You're right; I AM a redkneck!

    But, how did you know?"

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    With his classy new improvements Bruce was climbing the social ladder up to the dizzy heights of Trailer Trash

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