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  1. #1801
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    "Hello 99, the old K9 in the giraffe trick here."
    Over to you Hugh,

    (TL, Missed it by that much.)

    Ron
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Here's me wondering what has happened to the game and it is me that's asleep.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Bloody dashund just rolled me for my giraffe suit.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Master used me for shark bait
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Been dragging my a$$e a bit of late.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    NOW will you let me sleep on the bed?
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    On the way to the Pooch Parlour they joked about giving me a shave - unfortunately I took them seriously and said "Shave? My a$$!"

    ( At Ozkaban )
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    "I am watching you & if you throw that ball, I'll be forced to bite you."
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Bloody dashund just rolled me for my giraffe suit.
    They were all bloody good but I got two laughs out of this one
    1) it fitted so well with previous one and
    2) the idea of a sausage dog doing that damage.

    Trying to pull her out of the throat of a mastiff X Great Dane as big as an elephant, by her lead was a bit like shark fishing.
    That was $1000 worth of veterinary work you were looking at.

    Take it away Ozkabn.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    They were all bloody good but I got two laughs out of this one
    1) it fitted so well with previous one and
    2) the idea of a sausage dog doing that damage.

    Trying to pull her out of the throat of a mastiff X Great Dane as big as an elephant, by her lead was a bit like shark fishing.
    That was $1000 worth of veterinary work you were looking at.

    Take it away Ozkabn.
    Sorry to hear about her run in. It did look pretty serious.

    I'm at a hotel with the family tonight, so no access to funnies (net access pretty ordinary). Will post something tomorrow of you're prepared to wait. If you're impatient, someone else can step in.

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    ... If you're impatient, someone else can step in.....
    Thank you.... still on a dog theme, I have been waiting to post this one.

    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    It's hard to be a hero with a fluffy white dog by your side.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "Stop frowning Axel, I told you what would happen if you messed with the air-compressor like that!"
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    No comment just peeing myself with laughter at that photo,




    Ron
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    Bruno likes taking a couple of snacks with him while out for a walk

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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