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    Speed humps?
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    It's Easy!.... You just roll them up in a Tally-Ho
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    I get car sick going backwards, can't we turn around?

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    Are you sure these are regulation seat belts Abdul?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Are you sure these are regulation seat belts Abdul?
    "I absolutely agree! This is a much preferable way of making a seven day camel into an eight day camel. For me, just the sight of those two bricks was enough to suck the bottom out of the trough."

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    No Frank, you can't jump!! This isn't a Toyota ad!!

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    Oh, it's easy to tell them apart - Mavis is the pretty one.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    Before buying a courier round you should do a dry run.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    This sure beats humping people around
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I heard the driver say something about

    "Charlie wants something bigger than a sheep"

    What do you suppose that means?

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    The Ghan express
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Camels off the hoof, aloof, camels off the hoof.......


    (With apologies to Gertrude)
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    Default SWMBO Came up with a good one...



    "A couple of good lookin Roosters in a Ute!"


    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Hump? What hump?
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    "We put them in the ute because the camel toer was busy."
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