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  1. #1666
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    She's a nice one Charlie,
    Does she have a sister?

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    I thought you said you had some hairy oak
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Bed and breakfast?
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Yeah mate, I'm gona turn her into a CHOPper
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Kiwi one......Mate..nice sheep...you orta shear that...
    Kiwi two....Nope...aint shearing it with anyone

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    My wife tells me i need to lose a few kilos so she has packed a fairly light lunch today.

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    Gerry picks up his genuine merino lap warmer from the ebay seller's property - and realizes he's been fleeced.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Think I'll call her Doona.
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Think I'll call her Doona.
    I like this one the best, your turn SDM.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    New avatar Cliff? Haven't been standing too close to your razor, have you.
    Visit my website
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    Thanks Cliff

    To keep with the sheep theme ...

    pinksheep-446x374.jpg
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Of course I got you a nice one Charlie,
    It must be a girl, she's pink.

    ( if your continuing with sheep, I'm continuing with Charlie)

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    ...

    ( if your continuing with sheep, I'm continuing with Charlie)
    lol
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    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    Solicitors.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

    So, she cut and dyed her hair.... wait.
    Cliff.
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