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  1. #151
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    With the likes of Workcover OH&S and Insurance Co's demands for a safer work vehicle the company has had to fit 16 mirrors 10 headlights numerous roll bars and all they give me is this lousy helmet.

  2. #152
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    Oh yes!!! I am good looking from any angle.

  3. #153
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    Spiderman's moped


    Cheers
    Michael

  4. #154
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    Right! I think that might have got all those blindspots. (&%$^ Now I can't see out the front.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  5. #155
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Spiderman's moped


    Cheers
    Michael
    Is that so all his little mates can have a mirror each?
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  6. #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Is that so all his little mates can have a mirror each?
    Nope, so all his little eyes can have a light each
    (you know it's a bad caption when you have to explain it)
    Cheers
    Michael

  7. #157
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    "It's all done with mirrors!"

    You light up my life

    Pausing to reflect.

  8. #158
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    light years ahead whilst looking back
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  9. #159
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    It's a toss up between TL & ... but I think just scraped it in.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  10. #160
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    Here ya go.

  11. #161
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    Wouldn't want to stack the bike and break his mirrors.
    172 years bad luck --- can't be good.

  12. #162
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    Calm is offline Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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    Budget removalist - you ring, we bring - well some of it anyway
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

  13. #163
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    Never stop to pick up a backpacker
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  14. #164
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    I really cleaned up at that Garage Sale!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  15. #165
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    what greets you on return from a fishing trip, on which, you were away for your birthday and swmbo had secretly smuggled presents with your mates, and you didn't phone her on your birthday, but you did phone her on your return to see if she would come and pick you up. Who knew?!

    Cheers
    Michael

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