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  1. 22nd October 2008, 08:41 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post
    Sir you are correct


    OK, time to revert to childhood riddles...

    If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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    green bricks???

    nah just kidding - glass
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    hehe. Back 2 U
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  4. 22nd October 2008, 10:07 PM #154
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    You've gotta pick harder riddles, that one only lasted 2 minutes



    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champagne bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle? (correctly)
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  5. 22nd October 2008, 10:18 PM #155
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    wind? or light?
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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  6. 22nd October 2008, 10:22 PM #156
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    Pressure
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  7. 22nd October 2008, 10:24 PM #157
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    yes.
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    boyles (sp) law
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    nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post
    .....................
    Can you guess the riddle?
    The answer to the last line is. NO
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    The answer to the last line is. NO
    Well done I'd expected that one to last longer
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    Wrong. It's "yes."

    You can guess the answer. You may not get it right but a guess is still a guess.
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  15. 23rd October 2008, 08:22 PM #165
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    My go I guess
    4 guys go fishing on Sydney Harbour when a big swell comes up and tosses them all overboard. As strange as it may seem not a single man gets wet, why is it so?
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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