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  1. 26th January 2016, 09:46 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    I'm going cold on this thread. It must be the full metal jacket?

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  2. 26th January 2016, 10:06 PM #152
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    There are so many comments about guns from this crowd they must be armed to the teeth!

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  3. 26th January 2016, 11:19 PM #153
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    Make mine a big Martini, Henry.
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  4. 27th January 2016, 09:00 AM #154
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    I've drawn a blank. It's time for KBpensnmore to clip this thread. Why should I feel like a dum -dum?

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  5. 27th January 2016, 10:11 AM #155
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    That would be a breech of the rules.
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    Ahhhhhh. No end in sight.
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  7. 27th January 2016, 10:50 AM #157
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    Latest news, did you hear about the young woman lost in the Canadian forest?

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  8. 27th January 2016, 01:06 PM #158
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    Uzi going to eat next?
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    It's a case of getting the lead out of the situation!

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    What caliber of joke thread is this?
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    obviously Blunderbuss Calibre.,, (!)

    Bored with flair as per definition below..

    The blunderbuss is a muzzle-loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle and frequently throughout the entire bore, and used with shot and other projectiles of relevant quantity or caliber.
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  12. 27th January 2016, 04:41 PM #162
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Uzi going to eat next?
    Not sure but if it happens to be a pollie, we may need to canonise the bear and have the choir sing a canon.
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  13. 27th January 2016, 05:30 PM #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Not sure but if it happens to be a pollie, we may need to canonise the bear and have the choir sing a canon.
    Don't you mean a 'round?'

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  14. 27th January 2016, 05:51 PM #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Don't you mean a 'round?'

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    Only if the chamber in which it is being sung is large enough.

    We could have some chamber music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomislav View Post
    obviously Blunderbuss Calibre.,, (!)

    Bored with flair as per definition below..

    The blunderbuss is a muzzle-loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle and frequently throughout the entire bore, and used with shot and other projectiles of relevant quantity or caliber.

    Well, I guess we were bound to cop some flak over all this.
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