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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    I've heard of using Glad-wrap for safe sex, but I don't think it's any good for safe driving.
    Ith8ink Alex takes it. Off you go.
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    Ya gotta be quick around here, eh? Too late again, but I'll still try to slip in:

    "I'd change panel beaters if I were you, mate; that's the worst job of clear-coating I've ever seen!"
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    I'll do it too then.

    How to stop kiddies being seen when you keep them in the car at pokie venues.

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    most-unusual-sports02.jpg
    OK Kiddies, try this one...
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    Don't spend to long in the pool there mate. She can't hold her breath that long. I know its hot. Hurry up.
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    hairdressers from hell
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    'Oh no! Beans for breakfast. My turn to hold the breath."

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    In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.

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    Following the re-branding of Nutrigrain, we now bring you the Chunkin' Dunkin' Ironman Competition.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Ass about face
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    Surf life saving practice after climate change.
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    Hip and shoulder are still allowed in Aussie pools.
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    Could there really be life beyond Uranus?

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    "Demonstrating the humble butt weld with highly modified vee joint preparation."

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    OK, time to call this one.
    I'll give it to Chief Tiff for 'In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.'
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