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  1. 12th June 2011, 07:50 PM #1576
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    Quote Originally Posted by springwater View Post
    Dog hole layout and spacing.

    Tea Lady sees secateurs, I see vice grips
    Good point! you want something to hold on too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Good point! you want something to hold on too!
    Might be time to bite down on a bone.
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    For RENT. New extension, solid timber, good views. Suit Asian Uni student.

    (Not being rascist, just alluding to stories like this)
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    I thought the measurements should have been in Inches, not MM.

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    Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo!
    ...and the ugly dog comment wasn't much better .

    All funny though

    I really did like this 'cos it's so close to the truth:

    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    But why wasn't an iron the right gift? It even has a laser guidance system!
    So put the secateurs away and go find a photo TL.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo!
    Tell me, did she make you wear a plastic cone on your neck for a week after?
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo!
    ...and the ugly dog comment wasn't much better .

    All funny though

    I really did like this 'cos it's so close to the truth:



    So put the secateurs away and go find a photo TL.
    .... What did you buy her then?

    Back in a tick!
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    so what's the story here then?
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    In breaking news, a local hero saved a 9-man SWAT team in a riverbank accident! "A stitch in time saves nine" he declaimed modestly.


    -or-


    Having one of those days? The new Janome Micro will make you feel like it's your wedding day all over again!


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    The Green Lantern's PR man, the White Sewing Machine, about to stitch up some investigative journalists after a failed job.
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    UPS make it to the wedding on time.
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    The lads can't park, but they did get husqvana out of the tree.
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    And here's the last photo we have of Andy.....he was last seen offering to sew the SWAT team sequin gowns to cheer them all up

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    In breaking news, a local hero saved a 9-man SWAT team in a riverbank accident! "A stitch in time saves nine" he declaimed modestly.
    Off you go Skew!

    Personally I reckon he was told to bring the singer to the wedding! Being a literal type of guy...........
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