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  1. #1501
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    "Looks like we blew a Radiator hose!"
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    These hydrogen burning cars are only meant to have water come from the exhaust but this is a bit much. Thats why I'm tuning it.....

  3. #1503
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    Water in the oil ???
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  4. #1504
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    'There's ya problem! No spark!'

    -or-

    'You're supposed to run across the Corn Starch, not drive...'



    (or if you prefer more in the existing vein: 'Hon? See that mark there? The one that says "water level?" That's for the water level on the inside of the washer reservoir...' )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  5. #1505
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    Hell with fluro lighting
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    Ok, its clean, you can back it up now
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  6. #1506
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    Might be flooded
    Sometimes you just can't go past the obvious - your go David.

    (Actually that was so obvious I didn't even think of it)
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  7. #1507
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    Gone a bit quit here, DavidG, its your turn....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  8. #1508
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    Conder, ACT
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    Try this.

    p.jpg

  9. #1509
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    "First person to pull my nose is a stagecoach."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  10. #1510
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    Smile and every one will wonder what you have on them.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  11. #1511
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    and your little dog too..
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  12. #1512
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    A seedy character.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  13. #1513
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    Proper scary pumpkin.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  14. #1514
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    Are you feeling lucky, punkin?
    Visit my website
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  15. #1515
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    Looks a bit green round the gills!

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