Trans Siberian Adventure

[Caliban]

all leave a nasty little sample of last night's dinner for Mrs Oz, that ought to keep ther detectives busy for a while doing the pathology and forensics and whatever else pushes their buttons (possibly using mrs major's phone )

[echnidna]

... meanwhile, back in the jungle, Tarzan was trying to extract Zed's finger from...

[ozwinner]

the trans siberian express drivers............................

[echnidna]

....large red...

[ozwinner]

apple

[echnidna]

The trouble is it was a toffee apple and Tarzan ended up glued to Zed so....

[ozwinner]

all the sticky gooey mess was flung onto the nearest ant nest

[Driver]

"Good!" thought the toffee apple. "An ant's nest is the best place for Zed and Tarzan - together they make a very sticky gooey mess!"

With that, the toffee apple sprouted legs, spun round twice, clipped on his clogs and clattered off - looking for the Rip.

However ...

[speedy]

Ms M seeing all this turned to Mr M and said .....................

[fxst]

'Next thing will be robots and naval type people turning up I suppose'

[Caliban]

and right on cue, the train was suddenly the scene of one white coat clad technician, several smelly sailors, five large robots and twenty one nuns and last (and certainly least) a gaggle of clog dancers collectively wearing...

[echnidna]

.... knickers on their heads so that....

[rufazguts]

They closely resembled Muslim teararseists coming home from....

[echnidna]

... Ireland after a long pub crawl

[Caliban]

which was just as well because sober they'd never survive the sight of the mother farquar trying to retieve her knickers from the clog dancing collective, who were balancing on the edge of...