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  1. #136
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    Dam. We've been clamped again. Bloody parking inspectors are real lizards.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    The top ends version of fast food
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  3. #138
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    Rotogator strikes again!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Son, spit that out now; you don't know where it's been!

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    Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions...

    However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with:

    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Dam. We've been clamped again. Bloody parking inspectors are real lizards.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions...

    However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with:



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    I've heard of using Glad-wrap for safe sex, but I don't think it's any good for safe driving.
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    The latest in anti drink driving deterants
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    "Err...That's not quite what we meant by putting it into long term storage."

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Do not tangle with that spider!"

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Holden's latest offering in the crysalis stage."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Laura Palmer
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Do you want it wrapped, or are you going to drive it home?
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Now put a parking ticket under the wiper!
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    veni, vidi,
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    The Grim Reaper ad was not aimed at motor cars.
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