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  1. #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Faulty calendar cat. I can't see the date.

    Cheers
    Michael
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  2. #137
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    I told you you don't need a telescope to see Uranus

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    Have to concur with Tea Lady, Mic-D has it!

    Poor kitty, being the butt of everyones jokes.

    Over to you Mic...

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    thanks. Here's one

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    Guess who has been head hunting.

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    My legs, my legs I can't feel my legs!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Bally Land mines!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  8. #143
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    saves cleanin'up the manure
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Now we know how Santa got his big belly; his inflight meals!

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    "Well, I got fed up with their flatulance..."

  11. #146
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    Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
    had a very shiny nose.
    And if you ever saw him,
    you would even say it glows.

    All of the other reindeer
    used to laugh and call him names.
    They never let poor Rudolph
    join in any reindeer games.

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say:
    "Rudolph with your nose so bright,
    won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

    Then all the reindeer feared him
    as he wielded the axe with glee,
    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
    was not using it to chop a tree!


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    Did he "sleigh" 'em first??

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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    Did he "sleigh" 'em first??
    Hehe, like it. You're First Noel (groan) so over to you.

    Cheers
    Michael

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    here we go

    Attachment 150521

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    But, where's Wally??
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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