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  1. #421
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    Frostie's accident has broken his nose. Now all he can smell is carrots.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  2. #422
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    Count to ten and pull the ripcord doesn't work when you s.s.st.st.stu.stutter
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  3. #423
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    All funny responses, hmmm.

    {stabs finger at screen}

    Wheelin' - take it away!

  4. #424
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    While spying on Ern making sure he's not spending the chisel money, Nalmo's plane runs into trouble. Unfortunately he wasn't quite high enough to count all the way to three before puling the rip cord.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  5. #425
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    TY Groggy

    No wonder

  6. #426
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    Workcover --- they will give anyone an electricians ticket nowadays.
    With all due respect to the hardworking lecco's out there.

  7. #427
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    These computer worm viruses are getting serious...

  8. #428
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    Thermaltake's new Black Mamba PSU for gamers. "Keeps them on the edge of their seat."


    I still think that Superconducting Helical Snake Magnets are overkill in a 120W PSU!








    (Nourish the inner nerd! Eat a book today! )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  9. #429
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    "Hello! Mr. Smith? Yes, we've found out what's making the rattling noise......"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  10. #430
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    "I don't know who told you that this was working ok, but you can tell them from me it's a load of cobras."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  11. #431
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    ".....Yes but sir.......... I don't think you understand the scale of the problem....... "
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  12. #432
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    A chip off the old block.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  13. #433
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    "Now the red wire goes to the green wire which goes to the ---- damn, it"s hard when you are colour blind."

  14. #434
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    Your's Skew take it away

  15. #435
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    This bloke must have faith in his support crew...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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