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  1. #391
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    "I say darling, do you know, they say that by the year 2009 the corner shop will have 98 different kinds of bread? And 14 different makes of tomato sauce? Do you think we'll really need all that? And don't get me started on the sausages!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  2. #392
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    Oh, we're terrrrribly "House and Garden" at Number 23!!

  3. #393
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    Yuh want fries with that??

  4. #394
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    Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

  5. #395
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    Rough times in Toorak.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  6. #396
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    "No darling! I really don't understand why Gourmet Traveler didn't like the idea."
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #397
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    My dear, those buns are perfect!!

  8. #398
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    Gordon Ramsay was just as charming when he was a young man.
    "Do ye want a @#$#$% sausage on ye @#$% bun ye wee %$#@"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  9. #399
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    Hmmm, toss up between Groggy TL , Pug and Lignin

    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    My dear, those buns are perfect!!
    take it away Lignin

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  10. #400
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    Do me a favour, please Lady Grey.Computer illiteracy has caught me again!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    Do me a favour, please Lady Grey.Computer illiteracy has caught me again!!
    Geez! Isn't there a 10 year old you can ask.

    OK! I'll have a look.

    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  12. #402
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    Dimitri didn't think it was at all funny when his comrades glued his shoes to the ground,
    but when they put the vodka out of reach that was just cruel.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  13. #403
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    "Being cramped up in this tiny little box is making me cross!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  14. #404
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    After a lifetime spent tramping through his native Carpathians, the flood-plains left Mikhail feeling awkward...



    Shortly after the start of his long overdue shore-leave, Seaman Rejkovic was heard to explain: "But Officer! I'm not drunk! This damned ground keeps staying still!"



    Hmmm... it looks like Petja is still having trouble adjusting to the surgical removal of his hunchback.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    As the ray's of sunlight struck his feet he froze as God spoke
    and said "Hey man wash your feet they stink"!!!

    Or

    When sun shines out the officer's aceole no one moves

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