old cow

[groverwa]

Anna Bligh was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.


Anna, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Anna.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Anna.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Anna.

'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Anna Bligh's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'

[Batpig]

Dear Grover,

Superb, suberb...

I often scratch my head wondering exactly how the hell that Thin-Lipped Scary-Makeup Clown-Queen got back in?...

There'll be nothing left to save by the time they're out...

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

[Ozkaban]

dunno if you remember Chicka from the NSW opposition a few years back... Makes Anna Bligh look like a sweet, lovely model....

Sorry - it was Kerry Chikarovsky or something like that...

[Rodgera]

Next to Kerner - she is a saint.
Next to Gillard - she is snow white