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    Default Two chimps and a Blonde

    Two chimps and a Blonde
    Best blonde joke to date ..

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours fromthe Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going tothe Gold Coast?'
    'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'

    'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble..'
    'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde.
    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'
    'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over
    ---so now we're going to SeaWorld

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    Default Ok wheely

    OK WHEELY -
    You win the best blond joke of the year,
    and it is only half over. Lucky I got to read it early before it got Robboed
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    That was very good....

    Cheers,
    Dave
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    GEEEZ Wheely.The size of the printing is a bit small and very hard to read for an old bloke,anyway! You will be coming a mod shortly at this rate
    Wasn't it larger and more colorful first up?
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    yes it was Ross but some are colour blind and I believe it had to be changed could only read half of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    yes it was Ross but some are colour blind and I believe it had to be changed could only read half of it
    Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
    I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22"HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day then
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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
    I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22"HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day then
    Happy now?

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    LOML said that was thinking of those poor sap who still are using monochrome monitors and Win 3.11

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    Superb!

    Best blonde joke ever!



    Even SWMBO was laughing out loud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    LOML said that was thinking of those poor sap who still are using monochrome monitors and Win 3.11
    Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS Where do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good
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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS Where do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good

    I'm not having a shot at he has powers untold

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    And so do other Mac users

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
    I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22'HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day then
    Where do you sit to look at a 22' monitor?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS Where do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good
    Water off a ducks back. I have a skin like a rhino and after 10 years here I am almost unruffled by any one.

    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    I'm not having a shot at he has powers untold

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    Well almost anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post

    Water off a ducks back. I have a skin like a rhino and after 10 years here I am almost unruffled by any one.
    and he might have even heard all the blond jokes already.
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