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8th July 2009, 06:51 PM #391
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"I say darling, do you know, they say that by the year 2009 the corner shop will have 98 different kinds of bread? And 14 different makes of tomato sauce? Do you think we'll really need all that? And don't get me started on the sausages!"
Pugwash.
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8th July 2009, 07:51 PM #392
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Oh, we're terrrrribly "House and Garden" at Number 23!!
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8th July 2009, 07:54 PM #393
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Yuh want fries with that??
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8th July 2009, 09:33 PM #394
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Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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8th July 2009, 10:24 PM #395
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Rough times in Toorak.
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8th July 2009, 10:56 PM #396
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"No darling! I really don't understand why Gourmet Traveler didn't like the idea."
anne-maria.
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8th July 2009, 11:27 PM #397
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My dear, those buns are perfect!!
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9th July 2009, 12:07 AM #398
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Gordon Ramsay was just as charming when he was a young man.
"Do ye want a @#$#$% sausage on ye @#$% bun ye wee %$#@"Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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9th July 2009, 06:05 AM #399
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Hmmm, toss up between Groggy TL , Pug and Lignin
take it away Lignin
Originally Posted by Lignin
My dear, those buns are perfect!!
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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9th July 2009, 10:09 AM #400
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Do me a favour, please Lady Grey.Computer illiteracy has caught me again!!
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10th July 2009, 01:12 AM #401
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Originally Posted by Lignin
Geez! Isn't there a 10 year old you can ask.
OK! I'll have a look.
anne-maria.
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10th July 2009, 06:07 AM #402
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Dimitri didn't think it was at all funny when his comrades glued his shoes to the ground,
but when they put the vodka out of reach that was just cruel.
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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11th July 2009, 01:00 AM #403
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"Being cramped up in this tiny little box is making me cross!"
Pugwash.
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11th July 2009, 01:26 AM #404
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After a lifetime spent tramping through his native Carpathians, the flood-plains left Mikhail feeling awkward...
Shortly after the start of his long overdue shore-leave, Seaman Rejkovic was heard to explain: "But Officer! I'm not drunk! This damned ground keeps staying still!"
Hmmm... it looks like Petja is still having trouble adjusting to the surgical removal of his hunchback.
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11th July 2009, 10:33 AM #405
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As the ray's of sunlight struck his feet he froze as God spoke
and said "Hey man wash your feet they stink"!!!
Or
When sun shines out the officer's aceole no one moves
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